Tablecie, puchu marny...

1. Pytanie: Wstaw "[twoje imię] potrzebuje" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: "Aleksandra potrzebuje pomocy specjalisty" (a to ci dopiero nowina...)

2. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] wyglada jak" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: "Aleksandra wygląda jak ksiezniczka w tej sukieni" (że w czym?)

3. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] mówi" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: "Aleksandra mówi adieu - Tworząc sobie nowe życie." (sounds nice : )

4. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] chce" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: "Aleksandra chce przelecieć osobę o imieniu Marcin." ( eeeee? )


5. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] wykonuje" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: "Aleksandra wykonuje prace olejne – pejzaż portret, martwą naturę i akwarele – pejzaż."(nie lubie olejnymi)

6. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] nienawidzi" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: >> wyników brak o.O ale pod Ola jest: "Ola nienawidzi wulkanów i chyba nieprędko ktoś ją namówi na kolejną taką wyprawę..."

7. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] pyta" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: "Aleksandra pyta: Po co uczciwemu obywatelowi broń? A no po to, by bronić się przed nieuczciwymi, to proste." (jest w tym jakas logika)

8. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] staje sie" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: "Aleksandra staje się impresario Tray’a, a tydzień później dochodzi do pierwszego mini koncertu już na terenie Polski." (

9. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] lubi" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: "Aleksandra lubi pływać i grać w karty." (w sumie prawda : )


10. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] zjada" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: Aleksadnra - wynikow brak. "Ola zjada bardzo mało podczas gdy Bebiko1 wsuwała super " (bebiko to jest to.. mniam...)

11. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] nosi" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: "Aleksandra nosi naziv Tramvajske šupe." (whatevah :} )

12. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] był aresztowany za" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: "9 lutego 1924 została aresztowana we Lwowie przez polską Policję"

13. Pytanie:Wstaw "[twoje imię] idzie" w wyszukiwarkę Google.
Odpowiedź: "Aleksandra idzie spać, my też."

The thing happened few days ago. I was laying in my bed, smoking pot and chillin' to Guru's Jazzmatazz, entertaining my mind with crap, when suddenly a deafening explosion disturbed the silence. I was thrilled to the spine. Women were screaming and children were crying. A lowered voice, probably belonging to and old hippie, said calmly 'We are now entering Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car', and laughted with delight. Probably this was the result of smokin' pot. Anyway I got up and approached the window, slowly moved the curtains and glimpsed outside. A helicopter was tearing the sky, and people kept cramming around my flat: women, policemen, journalists, transsexsuals. In a relaxed manner I left my apartment. Outdoors I felt a strong odour of burning bodies. I raised my head and noticed that in the right upper corner of my 11 storey flat there was a hole in a shape of ideal circle, somehow I knew the diameter was exactly 7 meters. A man in sunglasses approached me, and started to cross-examine me. He asked whether do I know Mrs. Brown. Of course I do. She is my neighbor, a lovely old lady who asks you over for tea and cookies, whom I used to hate for teh fact that she was always such a nosy bitch. Since childhood I kept wondering why is her hair so 'big', now I realized it's probably the place where she keeps all those secretrs. The queer looking guy explained to me, that Mrs. Brown turned out to be a high rank top secret agent of the Soviet Union.

Damn, it's kinda hard now to look at that old bitch withouth being suspicious after that dream I had.

Some of you know, that I took part in tinakirurgi's competition(for an illustration of her character - Jooguru), which I actually won
cheers

While browsing some galleries I found this challenging thing in preciousflame's journal, and decided to try. Sure, why not, I am so damned lazy this will be extra-challenging. (I will think of myself as succesful as soon as I will reach 25 of this list).

Go, go, go! Cheers for the Lazy ass! : |

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The point of this challenge is to test and improve your skill as an artist. After 100 pics who wouldn’t be better. Please forgive me if this in any way excludes you from taking the challenge.

The rules

1.) Make 100 pics each pic having a theme listed below. Each pic should have ONE and only ONE theme to it, for it to count.
2.) No time limit so have fun
3.) The main picture should be drawn but not limited to. for all fair purposes, people are allowed to use their paint programs and photo shop to create the pic.
3a.) pics should be of own artistic ability. You may not edit photos, or break any other rules set out in the Da etiquette policy. Your pics can be anything from sketches and doodles to great master pieces. Just have fun with it.
4.) The list below is to be placed somewhere in your journal for others to see that......
A.)You are in the challenge
B.)What you have completed
5.) make sure to update this list and check off what is done and make a link to the pic
6.) In the comments for your art work note if it is part of the list and what ONE theme it is.

THE LIST

1. Introduction
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity [link]
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation
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powiedz mi dlaczego nadal ten deszcz tak kapie,
i te liscie tak dziwnie spaceruja po ulicach,
i lawki parkowe juz nie chca zeby je obsiadac,
i swiatla tak blyszcza czerwono zielono niepokojaco,
i niedlugo przystroja w lampki nasze drzewo w wiesz-gdziejowie,
i w ogole wszystko jakies takie glucho-slepo-niemo-nijakie.

(i po chuju bo)

Tak jakos...
...missin' u Mary.



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